
Seven years, my friends. Seven years of hopping in the car late at night, driving up I-5 to Vancouver, Washington, running The Gauntlet™ (45.1 MB), and visiting Blackjack Fireworks to check out the colorful, poetic, lost-in-translation, Corel-driven beauty of the latest fireworks packaging.
To catch up, please enjoy 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012.
Here’s to more good stuff, because I’m…
This year, we’ve got…
Confusion
Spectacular Clip-Art
Eric Clapton’s Dream Realized
Literal Nightmares
A Revealing Answer (iStock Photo)
Copyright Infringement I’m Sure, But I’m Not Sure What From
Copyright Infringement I Do Recognize
I Don’t Doubt This For A Minute
This, On The Other Hand, I Doubt Very Much
Military Surplus
For When You Want the Not-Quite Best
David Lynch’s Dream Realized
Irony
Monkeys
The Sword from Hell (Which is Totally Awesome and Will Cause So Much Injury)
And Resigned Exasperation
Last but not least, I leave you with the most incredible marketing claim ever made (I’m going to use this someday):
I believe the copyright infringement in the “One Way Street” firework package is of The Neverending Story’s “Rockbiter”
I don’t think the Rock Biter ever wielded a chainsaw.
Fireworks make loud noizes (reports) and frighten small children and pets (even zoo animals). Be sure you place on ground, light fuze and run away or hide in a bunker. Do you have a bunker? Keep a bucket of water close at hand too.
Under the “Literal Nightmare” category, i do believe that’s the vampire Strahd from the D&D Ravenloft setting.
@ps238principal yea it totally is Lord Von Zarovich himself
@Frank Bromley: Now I want to run a campaign where he randomly surprises the players with fireworks before attacking.